This is the story of a showdown

A lowdown dirty hoe-down

Between one intrepid canine

And one malign feline

You’d have thought somebody was a dyin

If you had been there to see that fur a flyin

Well my Grandfather’s Cat

He was lazy and fat

He couldn’t catch a mouse

He just laid round the house

Never met a cat so crabby

Never met such a flabby tabby

A bulldog named Moe

Was known for his bright pink bow

He was just hanging out

When he heard a shout

Well, what did he spy?

My grandfather’s cat caught the bulldog’s eye

Well my Grandfather’s Cat

He was lazy and fat